Thursday, December 01, 2011

Dawning Horrors

Hello bumpkins and all. It doesn't matter whether you're bumptious or not, you're still a bumpkin.
Onto more important topics, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!
And what sterling weather we're having, heavy clouds, threatening rain, chilly winds. Isn't it nice?
And I really really hate it when people keep rescheduling. Damnit, you made a commitment, stick with it. We were relying on you and you let us down, it's our HSC year, don't we deserve some thought before you brush us off?
How would you feel if you were stranded on a deserted island and you finally manage to call for help and then they're like "Alright we'll be there in 2 hours."
2 hours later, you're still standing, waiting for that plane, so you call them again and they're like "hey, sorry man, cause it was just you and your friend so we don't really wanna spend all that money rescuing you until you're actually desperate and dying from dehydration. Then we might properly consider. But as it is two lives aren't really that important so why don't you  maroon some other ship with you?"
That's what I feel you've done to me you hoe. Go drown in a puddle. Hopefully a muddy microsopic piranha invested puddle. Hoe.